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ISBN
93453
Publisher
Hachette Books
Publication date
October 12, 2004
Language
Eng
Pages
295 pages
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Richard Gonzalez
Richard Gonzalez March 25, 2024
A highly sophisticated read. A brilliant concept executed with flair. Just a few pacing choices I would change. A wonderful companion for a quiet weekend.