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Shut the F*ck Up and Color 2: Animals are Dicks!: The Adult Coloring Book of Swear Words, Curse Words, Profanity and Animals Being Dicks!

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Shut the F*ck Up and Color 2: Animals are Dicks!: The Adult Coloring Book of Swear Words, Curse Words, Profanity and Animals Being Dicks!

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How to use the Animals are Dicks Coloring Book... [UNCENSORED Edition] - That means it's full ofSwear Words, Curse Words, Profanity and a ton of other vulgar shit. You've been warned! This is a coloring book devoted to each and every one of us. We can all use a good giggle every now and then, so this is how we can do it in a fun way! Renew your love of animals and coloring with this fun journey through the forest with some funny, often thought provoking phrases and quotes along the way. Animals can really be dicks. Every time some fish jumps out of a boat and hits a fisherman, or a bird purposely takes a dump on your newly washed car . . . you know it's not accidental. For every cute kitten's glance there is a sinister cat lurking in the shadows, peeing and smearing little cat turds all over the house. For every wonderful puppy, there is some stinky little bastard sliding across your carpet with their smelly ass leaving a trail. So we thought we would take you inside the mind of the animal kingdom! We guarantee you . . . you've never shared the joy of animals quite like this. This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. We also added some really cool coloring pages that are just for you to zone out after reading our madness. We think you'll love the designs and create some incredible pieces of art! Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience. To help you bring your full art and color to life, we've left the outlines slightly gray instead of harsh black. Your ideas and the beauty you create are more important than the original designs. This is for you! MARKER NOTE: If you feel like using markers, we suggest Staedtler Triplus Fineliner marker pens. They're easy to use and are very good when it comes to bleeding issues. We've chosen a paper that we feel offers the best compromise between durability and brightness so that your ideas come to life without being encumbered by the paper. -Also, place a piece of white paper underneath your current pages to soak up any extra ink! Depending on the markets you choose, there may be a little bleed through. The piece of extra paper will also assist you in leaving just the right amount of color on the current page you're working on. -PLEASE SHARE your work with us. Simply go to Amazon and leave a review and it will allow you to post your own pictures! We want to see what you've got. And each week we will choose one of the images as our best in class and you'll receive one of our new coloring books absolutely FREE! Just color, Post, and win!

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Length 94 Pages
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"Exceeded all my expectations. The author orchestrated a breathtaking finale. Truly a work of art. I am now a lifelong fan of this author."
Margaret Torres
Margaret Torres September 18, 2024
"Exceeded all my expectations. The prose is exquisite. It’s accessible yet undeniably sophisticated. A true literary gem."
Sharon Sanchez
Sharon Sanchez January 26, 2025
"Such a rich narrative. I adored how the story unfolded. It kept me captivated without sacrificing elegance. An effortless 5 stars."
Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter June 20, 2024
"Absolutely brilliant. The author orchestrated a breathtaking finale. Truly a work of art. I will undoubtedly revisit this masterpiece."
Sarah Jones
Sarah Jones October 01, 2024
"Masterpiece from start to finish. The author orchestrated a breathtaking finale. Truly a work of art. I am now a lifelong fan of this author."
Betty Scott
Betty Scott March 24, 2024
"Exceeded all my expectations. It strikes a perfect harmony of dialogue and world-building. Every chapter felt necessary. Worth every moment spent reading."
Mark Perez
Mark Perez January 26, 2024
"Such a rich narrative. The pacing was impeccable and the characters felt incredibly authentic. I was completely immersed. I am now a lifelong fan of this author."
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