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Overview: What I saw left me completely flummoxed. I did not see a Dragons Egg behind me. There was no pepple of prodigious proportions. There was........ nothing. Nothing I tell you, There was nothing behind me but the grass and stones. How was this possible? Was it so vast, so enormous that my feeble mind had difficulty processing it? Had my efforts created some quantum singularity? Was my creation now being worshipped as an idol in aother dimension? Where could it be?

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20387948
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Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Publication date
November 20, 2013
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26 pages
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Onthe John is a writer and avid reader based in the Pacific Northwest. Before pursuing writing full-time, they spent over a decade working in education. When not working on their next book, Onthe John can usually be found hiking with their dog or trying out new coffee shops in their neighborhood.

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